It’s not that I can’t think of a third thing, I just don’t want to—because including one would box me in. Any list that uses the rule of three feels absolute. There’s no room for more possibilities.
But as long as I leave the list unfinished, I’m capable of anything. Or, for the sake of alliteration, anything that starts with the letter C. I could be a cartoonist, a cigar aficionado, a crusty old guy. Or, I could be a candidate for that role you’re hiring for. See? Endless possibilities.
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